Welcome

Congratulations. Out of the billions of AI-generated websites currently cluttering the internet, you've somehow stumbled upon this one.

I’m Cristi. I don't have a life-changing $99 masterclass to sell you, I am not offering consulting services, and no, I absolutely will not fix your printer or your Wi-Fi router. (let me think twice on your offer tho :D )

So, why are we here? Mostly, this is just a digital sandbox for my obsessions.

The Vibe

If it requires a microchip, an API key, or an absurd amount of local computing power, I’m probably wasting my time on it. My existence is essentially an endless loop of buying gadgets I can't justify, over-engineering my apartment so that it requires a PhD to turn on a lightbulb, and treating local AI models like very stubborn roommates.

In this glorious, terrifying AI era, I could have prompted a massive neural network to write a deeply emotional, six-paragraph backstory about my journey through tech. But frankly, I prefer to keep things direct and concise.

Proof of Existence

I occasionally do things outside of my terminal and server configurations. If you need proof that I exist in the physical realm, you can find it here:

• LinkedIn — Where I pretend to be a highly functional, well-adjusted professional.
• YouTube (CNCapture) — My elaborate excuse to buy ridiculously expensive camera gear for nature macro and landscapes, successfully disguised as "content creation."
• Instagram — Visual evidence that I occasionally go outside and look at things that aren't illuminated by a monitor.

If you're looking for profound life wisdom, you are definitely on the wrong domain. But if you want to see what happens when an unapologetic gadget addiction meets zero adult supervision, feel free to stick around.